the console war muscial

today's the day the console war have begun

we're launching ps4 against the xboxone

we've got the best new games

and tons of indie support

you mess with sony ms and yes you'll come up short

this is it our console's ready for war

release the xboxone to ravage ps4

we're packing kinect 2 and armed with xboxlive

we'll port all gamerscore's

and unleash halo 5

this new wii u's armed with tech to the teeth

nfc

touchscreen

and more!

no other games claim the same fame or fun

so who would pay more for ps4 or xboxone

dualshock has a touch pad people love so much that

we've installed a button just to share

evolving achievements lead us to believe that

xboxone has class to spare

first strike was nintendo's!

batten down the friend codes!

time to finally end those

console wars!

ps4

will conquer one and wii u

with its renewed support

it missed since playstation 2!

we aren't supporting used games-

-i mean

i guess they seem fine. they must be played on the web-

okay

or stay offline. activate add-ons and lock on party games!

psn servers were hacked. again. deploying nfl

nhl widgetry galore!

and still

we're hardcore and far more prepped for this console war!

fancy specs!

tech to spare!

lots of apps!

-no one cares!

change the name!

stay the course!

make great games until we

win. the console wars!