the dean and i

hum drum days

and a hum drum ways

hey kids

let me tell you how i met your mom

we were dancin' and romancin' at the senior prom

it was no infatuation

but a gradual graduation

from a boy to a man

let me tell you while i can

the soda pop came free

hey sis

one kiss

and i was heaven bound

now who would have guessed milton's paradise lost could be found

but in the eyes of the dean

his daughter

was doin' what she shouldn'a oughta

but a man's gotta do

what a man's gotta do

the consequence should be

church bells

three swells

the dean

his daughter and me

they were dating in the park

they were smooching in the dark

of a doorway for two

she whispered i love you -