the death of a sim

this is danny dingle. he's a sim i created

the founder of the dingle family name

danny had it all and he was well-educated

but danny wouldn't last long in my game

i gave him plenty to eat

and kept him decently clean

i helped him hold down a job

and live his boring routine

until the stereo broke

which i then forced him to mend

and that's how one of my sims

met an electrified end

everyone knows the life of a sim

is brutally short and packed to the brim

with strange little dangers so wildly weird and grim

you'll want to murder every sim

grody dodie dingle was insanely untidy

which honestly inspired her demise

she lived in squalor and the odor was mighty

and dodie got devoured by the flies

her brother dilbert was just

as inexplicably daft

a playful sim i put in

the bubble bath while he laughed

i made him sit there all day

and dilbert laughed till he cried

and then he choked and turned blue

from all the laughter and died

nobody mourns the death of a sim

they never live long. their chances are slim

a simple decision could cost them their life and limb

it ain't a crime to kill a sim

darling darla dingle ate garbage and died

it took a little fudging. and yeah

i did a bit of nudging

rugged dudley dingle stood freezing outside

but he didn't last long in his skimpy sarong

doomsday is coming! the reaping begins

this is our purpose: to kill all the sims

poor dorothy dingle

was feeling weak and famished

no fridge to feed her

and no way out to make a sandwich

the death of dexter

demanded something dire

i made him sunbathe

until he lit himself on fire

don't get me started

on dexter's nephew's smiting

young dylan died when

his kite was fried by bolts of lightning

i planned a doozy

for desi's final hour

i made a hottie

and left him naked in her shower

no one is safe! not one single sim

they'll die in a crash and drown while they swim

they might bite the dust while woo-hooing a guy named jim

i'm sure we all agree that

half of the fun is killing your sims

in sadistic ways

on psychotic whims

so say them a prayer

cause the lights on upstairs are dim

it's time to kill another sim