the decision part 2: ten years later
Singer:ninja sex party
you're probably thinking to yourself
well we're still freakin awesome and we're back at your house!
who you wanted to sleep with
we're all grown up and ready for romance
now maybe we can help you out
cause brian and i are still single somehow
now we're so fucking mature
you richly deserve is what we can bring
let me tell you where we've been
we've had so many adventures
i've made meaningful love to furniture
we've been on road trips round the world
i had almost-sex with like a hundred girls
there were unicorn wizards and samurai
some had no reason at all
now here we are at your door
after laser filled fights with dinosaurs
but i still just want to dance
learned that i was cool as fuck
we're the nut lords of your dreams
wow. in the ten years since we last saw each other
oh and since you're probably wondering
here's a short list i compiled of everybody in the world who does not have a crippling std
he's never even had real sex with a woman
he'll have to die alone with his micropenis