the decline and fall of me

now i stutter

now i dribble

other than that

i'm lots like i was then

the decline and fall of me

i just shaved my nose off

oh well

other than that

i'm lots like i was then

the decline and fall of me

if i had a hammer i would drop it and break it

look at the pieces

now i've got a hobby

i collect frozen pizzas

check out my pizzas

now your jokes seem really funny

other than that

i'm lots like i was then

the decline and fall of me

where's my mouth

man

this eating is rough on the shirts

gee

i'm sorry about the thermometer

nurse

would you tell me again

which are girls

which are guys

gee

i thought that this finger meant so long

goodbye

chart position

bubbling under

drowning

and goodbye future mrs. mael

mael

the decline and fall

decline and fall

decline and fall of me

i'm fading away

i'm fading away

i'm fading away