doom doom doom doom doom doom doom doom doom doom doom doom doom

i'm the doom slayer

wrecking hell's new layer

do it all myself

don't need help from a two-player

spilled a bit of blood

shed a few tears

used it to fill up my cup

here's to you

cheers!

ooh

yeah

i'm going nuclear

you'll be blowing up

like confused flute players

useless

you're gonna need to make a few prayers

but they'll be left unread or two blue ticks

oh

hi! i'm the slayer!

so

take five from dying

say

heya!"