fabolous
ladies and gentlemen
it is quite unfortunate
that we have to gather here
for this
unjoyous occasion
i stand here before you
dj drama
and ask you for a moment of silence. a lot of fallen rappers
a lot of fake emcees
some
even your favorites
can no longer be with us
it is a trying time
it is a tough time
but because clearly there was no way
any of them
could stay alive
while 'loso a/k/a funeral fab was here
we now
must lay them all
to rest
so sad. so sad
we may now start
the funeral service