i've seen the twin peaks and i've climbed them in my dreams
seems like every song is about us
but you won't let me in between
my vision is dumb from the viagra i brought
thinkin' 'bout your bubble girl
still talkin' late on the phone
foresakin' johnson in the friends zone
i love talkin' 'bout your ex all night
now i know why you're wack
and never get the booty go
back to before i even thought to take you home
and i don't know what you wanna do
and i don't know what you wanna do
now it's been hours and i'm talking still the same
i need a shower just to take this blue balls away
think it would be enough when you felt my third leg
and kickin' it to you girl
i'm callin' 311 for a gap
i gotta find me a next chick
i love talkin' 'bout your ex all night
now i know why you're wack
and never get the booty go
back to before i even thought to take you home
and i don't know what you wanna do
and i don't know what you wanna do
welcome to the friends zone
don't make yourself to comfy up in here
i guarantee you won't like it
the only way i be your bff girl
i'm your best fucking friend
he decided after all that nice guy shit
he was not ever gonna get
the next girl that he met
was getting those two silver circles
she was gettin' handcuffed