the gus haynes cribbage league

i did my best

but i guess my best wasn't good enough

your pretty pinterest board ran out of spackle

and we allowed adidas to market shoes with shackles

i wish i was more like gus haynes

sticking it to the white man through all of my gut pains

you're a white supremacist if you wonder what country obama was birthed in

and went all through high school never reading zora neale hurston

i promise

i'll be as pompous as i want to be

and exploit affirmative action to cash in on this bachelor's degree

i'm going to write some gibberish and call it ethnic fiction"