the haircut song

Singer:ray stevens

well

when you get a haircut

you'd better go back home

when you get a haircut

get a barber you have known

since you were a little bitty boy sittin' in a booster chair

'cause you might look like larry

moe or curly if a stranger cuts your hair

well

butte

montana just a-passin' through

one thing i just had to do

had to get a haircut and i was worried for my hair

i had a feeling of impending doom the minute i stepped into that room

and laid my eyes upon that barber chair.oh yeah

it was a macho barber shop. hair dryers were mounted on a rifle rack wasn't no mirrors. the barber chair was a peterbilt. barber walked in; he was huge

seven feet tall

three hundred pounds of spring steel and rawhide. wearin' a hard hat

chewin' a cigar

had a t-shirt on -- said i hate musicians." threw me in the chair