the hammer (skit)

.economics

i love economics. hey over there! where do you think you're going?

i'm gonna go home!

thought you were gonna get out of school without talking to me first?

school's over. i wanna go--

i got some recollections i want to share with you. oh

recollections on what?

let me think back on how many of your family members' cunts i've licked today!

oh

how offensive!

let's see

your sister. oh!

your mother. not my mother!

your grandmother. my grandmother?

i dug up your great grandmother. oh

you wouldn't!

her cunt tasted like skeletons!

oh

that's gross!

hahahahaha

hey! how do you feel about this!?

oh my god! aah!

i bought this gun at lunch!

bully oh my god!

and now i am pointing it right at your face! i'm tired of the way you've been treating me! and i'm not gonna take it anymore!

please! please! i.i.looking at your gun

i.i'm rethinking all of my bullyism.and i.uh.i just think if i were to get a second chance. you can't get a second chance! you are way too mean

and therefore

you deserve to get capped! i am pulling back the.thing that you pull back before you fire the gun!

the hammer?

now i am pulling the trigger!

oh my god! you pulled the trigger on the gun and the bullet's flying out of the gun at lightning speed! aah! ow! it hit me in the head!

how do you like that

bully!? how do you like that!?

aah! ow! i'm dying.dying. wait a minute

what have i done? i'm sorry.who will i talk to now? what have i done.what have i done?