the hardest way to make an easy living

i need something in my life to straighten me out

let's rent this shed

we'll do vocals in the bog

call toast pr tell 'em we've opened up shop

campaign meetings at warner

no coke and not drunk

3 years to make this work

or look a joke and be broke

blag their lawyers like the con with a dog

and there'll be no more straight scores to drop and keep dropping

settle my gross addictions with my net and come

tell my mum over tea that my whole life's fucking up

we've got two fifty grand in the budget to go

subtract five for club promo

lose five for a good video and fifteen for a dud video

fuck that

it's the hardest way to make an easy living

the party stage is a bit nearer to delivery

mayhem textes me about the press and tv

see if i've taken any es

so i can get some sleep

nap on the settee

the laptop next to me

wince for my family at the skinner scandal of the week

tv pluggers

product managers straight up

club promo needs to step up

help it work

stick to our guns

don't crack to demands

tell my mum in the car

that the car might have to go back

two hundred and twenty five grand

twenty six grand for a showcase

and five more on tour support and support story

it's the hardest way to make an easy living

the party stage is a bit nearer to delivery

we'll never get bankrupt if we never have a go

this is no ordinary able

i need to flash up my flow

go into morris stead as well as saville row

i want a pin-stripe suit that no man owns

cash in the kano beat for the silver shadow

send it to warrior for the flash and the glow

the safest way to double your money is to fold it in your pocket

tell my mum during breakfast that i got no sleep

eight grand paid in september

april

may and december

if this keeps going so well

this is going to be the end of us

it's the hardest way to make an easy living

the party stage is a bit nearer to delivery

in spread betting it's easy to draw a small fortune start

with a big fortune and lose into a small fortune

haven't got a clue

we blindly charge on

death threats from a boy of the girl i sarged on

she said she didn't have a bloke

another lesson marked down

verbal agreements aren't worth the paper they're marked on

get scans of reviews

we beg to chart up

tell my mum over tea

the press have started up

we've spent a fortune

'cause with ghost buying it's the end for tune

we need to sell some records soon

it's the hardest way to make an easy living

the party stage is a bit nearer to delivery

it's the hardest way to make an easy living

the party stage is a bit nearer to delivery