the harvard variations

legally blonde: the musical cast

hello

i'm emmett forrest

welcome to the hallowed halls of harvard law

let's go around and share a bit about yourselves

aaron schultz

i won a fulbright and a rhodes

i write financial software codes

but that's a challenge i've outgrown

how many yachts can one man own?

some say that i'm a pompous creep

somehow i don't lose that much sleep

why bother with false modesty?

harvard's the perfect place for me

pretty impressive

good to know

welcome to harvard

what's up

yo!

sundeep agrawal padamadan

but you may call me your majesty!

in my country my word was law but then i flee because of stupid coup d'etat

but here i learn

i make new friends and soon return in bullet-proof mercedes benz

pretty impressive

good to know

welcome to harv-

enid hoopes!

i did the peace corps overseas

innoculating refugees in family clinics that i built myself from mud and trees

i fought to clean up their lagoons and save their rare endangered loons

and led a protest march against insensitive cartoons

pretty impressive

good to-

but now i'm on the legal track because this country's out of whack and only women have the guts to go and take it back

we'll make the government come clean and get more people voting green

and really stick it to the phallocentric war machine

i love your top

it is so fatigue chic!

anyone know where i could find criminal law 101 with professor callahan. and warner huntington iii?

it's in hauser

over there

second building on the left

thanks!

i won a fulbright and a rhodes

i write financial software codes

why bother with false modesty?

harvard's the perfect place for me

in my country my word was law

but then i flee

i did the peace corps overseas inoculating refugees

in family clinics that i built myself from mud and trees

harvard's the perfect place for-

warner!

ahh ah ah ah ahh

'scuse me

ahh ah ah ah ahh

pardon me

ahh ah ah ah ahh

comin' through!

harvard's the perfect place for me!

pretty impressive

good to know

welcome to harvard!

elle?!

hm? oh my god

warner?

i totally forgot you go here