the humpty dance

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all right!

stop whatcha doin'

'cause i'm about to ruin

the image and the style that ya used to. i look funny

but yo i'm makin' money

see

so yo world i hope you're ready for me. now gather round

i'm the new fool in town

and my sound's laid down by the underground. i drink up all the hennessey ya got on ya shelf

so just let me introduce myself

my name is humpty

pronounced with a umpty. yo ladies

oh how i like to hump thee. and all the rappers in the top ten-please allow me to bump thee. i'm steppin' tall

y'all

and just like humpty dumpty

you're gonna fall when the stereos pump me. i like to rhyme

i like my beats funky

i'm spunky. i like my oatmeal lumpy. i'm sick wit dis

straight gangsta mack

but sometimes i get ridiculous

i'll eat up all your crackers and your licorice

hey yo fat girl

c'mere-are ya ticklish?

yeah

i called ya fat. look at me

i'm skinny

it never stopped me from gettin' busy

i'm a freak

i like the girls with the boom

i once got busy in a burger king bathroom

i'm crazy. allow me to amaze thee. they say i'm ugly but it just don't faze me. i'm still gettin' in the girls' pants

and i even got my own dance

the humpty dance is your chance to do the hump

do the humpty hump

come on and do the humpty hump

do the humpty hump

just watch me do the humpty hump

do ya know what i'm doin'

doin' the humpty hump

do the humpty hump

do the humpty hump

people say yo