the idiot bastard son

Singer:zappa, frank

(the father's a nazi in congress today. the mother's a hooker somewhere in l.a.)

(abandoned to perish in back of a car. kenny will stash him away in a jar)

the idiot boy!

i never wanted to because i was too small to start with

i used to drink really some bad stuff. wine

all kinds of wine! mixed

seven different varieties. thunderbird wine. i don't know but i chugged a fifth of white port once and passed out one day. and i drank a quart of beer just before that. and we were out riding around in the desert.very strange! anyway. try and imagine

the window all covered in green

all the time he would spend

at the church he'd attend. warming his pew

kenny will feed him & ronnie will watch

the child will thrive & grow

and enter the world

of liars & cheaters & people like you

who smile & think you know

what this is about

the song we sing: do you know?

we're listening. the idiot boy!

try and imagine

the window all covered in green

all the time he would spend

all the colors he'd blend. where are they now?

right now i have two hit records on the charts

but it has not made me any money. it has only brought me fame and glory

and a lot of work. which i do

really not care to tell.