the illinois enema bandit

the illinois enema bandit

i heard he's on the loose

i heard he's on the loose

lord

the pitiful screams

of all them college-educated women. boy

he'd just be tyin' 'em up

just be pumpin' every one of 'em up with all the bag fulla

the illinois enema bandit juice

he just be pumpin' every one of 'em up with all the bag fulla

the illinois enema bandit juice

the illinois enema bandit! heard it on the news!

i heard it on the news

bloomington illinois. he has caused some alarm

just sneakin' around there

from farm to farm

got a rubberized bag

and a hose on his arm

lookin' for some rustic co-ed rump

that he just might wanna pump

the illinois enema bandit

some day he'll have to pay

some day he'll have to pay

the police will say

you're under arrest!"