the jimmy carl black philosophy lesson

Singer:zappa, frank

at this very moment jimmy carl black the indian of the group is approaching the stage. jimmy carl

who likes to drink and also likes to boogie all night long and who is also horny

approaches underwood in his transformed state at the piano and asks him this all important question: hey i thought we were gonna play a rock & roll concert. what is this?

jimmy carl black

indian of the group: four-fours. how are you gonna get laid if you dont play rock & roll and drink beer? you get laid after the concert if you play rock & roll

this kind of crap you're not gonna

you're not gonna get laid anyway with that uniform on. i'll tell you what i'm gonna do. i'm gonna quit i'm gonna go out and hustle me some chick

the hell with you. jimmy

you need some discipline. i'm leaving the group. boo! boo!

jimmy carl

i must inform you

i must inform you

jimmy carl

for your own good

that here in london you're not gonna get any pussy unless you look like a popstar. fix him up!. mod jacket. oh jeezus. )

frilly mod neckpiece

jimi hendrix wig

and a feather boa. waaaaaaaaaahhh!

jimmy carl black enters the audience to hustle some young ladies. go on jim

see if you can get any action

and if you get lucky fix us up too. and if you're really lucky

get something for the robots. mmmm

their little mechanical things are going up and down

up and down.