Singer:toy dolls
the brasserie
pub or cafe
wherever you be
he'll go
a maniac
don't turn your back
he'll have yer mac book pro
see me on cctv
on the prowl for your pc
a tablet taking tragedy
but i don't care
i don't care
he's the laptop lifter
watch yer ipad disappear
hide your laptop
laptop lifter's here
don't leave yer chair
ya better beware
he's gonna be there each day
computer crook
now what's he took?
the minute you look away
sony
toshiba or dell
i'll even pinch yer packard bell
he'll nick yer notebook
that as well
coz i don't care
addicted
he should be doin' time
he's always led a thieving life o' crime
he can't stop so don't think twice
to leave your laptop or digital device