because lint is dangerous if you don't stop it in time
so listen to this funky lint rock rhyme
this is the link song
everybody sing along
until the break of dawn: lint
lint
lint
lint!
this is the link song
everybody sing along
until the break of dawn: lint
lint
lint
lint!
lint is everywhere you look
on your bed in a library book
lint can even be found at sea
in a boat floating swiftly
but you didn't think of that
but you've got lint underneath your hat
and you've got lint in your navel too
so get a clue
that lint's got you
hey you've got lint growing out
of your ears
what's that about?
you're an old man
man
linty man
linty linty linty man
gloria johnson
age 47
had a lint infection in her belly. she went to the doctor complaining of a stomachache. the lint actually entered her intestines and infected them through her belly button. hey
that's not funny!
when it comes to being clean take the lint right out your belly
but don't wipe it on your friends because lint is very smelly
don't put it in a sandwich with peanut butter and jelly