the man with the weird beard

straggly raggly hair on his chin

battered and tattered and ugly as sin

eagle-eyed and floppy-eared

he's the man with the weird beard

who is he

what is he

nobody knows

both of his heels are as bare as his toes

never had his whiskers sheared

he's the man with the weird beard

it ain't black

it ain't white

it ain't short

it ain't long

it just ain't right

it's the craziest garden of hair

seven robins live in there

walk with him

talk with him

what do you find?

more on his chin

than he's got on his mind

and that's the story that i heared

'bout the man with the weird beard

it ain't green

it ain't gray

it ain't oats

it ain't corn

it ain't hay

it's a jungle that hangs from his ears

he ain't seen his feet for years

look at him

look at him

dressed in his best

wearin' a beaver

instead of a vest

you ain't lived until you've heared

'bout the man with the weird beard

i said the man with the weird beard

i mean the man with the weird beard

i said the man with the weird beard