the meanest girl in town

she'll tell you that she loves you

make you feel just like a kid

she'll cry to you and lie to you

she'll do 'most anything

she'll get right up next to you and the first thing that you know

you'll be telling her you're sorry because she hurt you so

i said she's evil the most evil girl i've found

there ain't no doubt about it

she's the meanest girl in town

she'll invite you over to her house at half past nine

you'll wear a suit

you'll wear a tie and you'll give your shoes a shine

you'll take a real deep breath and knock on her front door

her little sister will tell you she don't live here anymore"