with sta-prest waffle trousers
a john partridge shooters mack
the haves - they always got it wrong
i've got a barbed wire brain
on a cheap fight to self-destruction
with an overnight stay-in
and you can stick this job
sticking probes into boxes of dead chickens
knowing you're just an average musician
and this is your shite life
putting your cock inside another drunk woman
i'm doing the can-can man
i wear deck shoes with no socks
i guard my pathetic set of values
like a deluded social phobe with no friends
and a chronic obsession with becoming a beefeater
sticking probes into boxes of dead chickens
knowing you're just an average musician
and this is your shite life
putting your cock inside another drunk woman