the monster parody
Singer:bart baker
i'm friends with a monster he's name's eminem
going to take a journey inside of his head
i'm trying to save him don't fight this process
we stole that conception. i'm inside my brain trying to find out my true freak
you see. need to reveal the real me
do you think that this elevator's an antique?
i think i'm going to get motion sick
excuse me. looks like i ate cake and tacos too and there's mom's spaghetti. knees weak
why do i look like a baby?
it's the birth of slim shady
you and dr. dre create me
get me out of here riri. oh shit
time to hit him back to sleep. goddamn
i'm back in this weird dream. i'm beginning to think that rihanna is not a real shrink
you should just listen to me. do drugs
here's some pills to help you think
he's always so pissed off
he can't catch his breath
stop with all the yelling
flashback to my wigger mindset
i look like i stole somebody's over-sized ups outfit and freebased in it
and on top of all of that crap
i'm wearing a doo-rag and can't control my hands
cut me slack i was trailer trash
who the hell's this faggot ass dude yodeling
it's your weird ass dream
i'm here elton john the gay pianist you're still using that word? time for you to pay
come here give me a kiss. oh no
without that stupid wig you look cute actually can i please suck your dick?
what the hell's happening in my head?
why did i just offer dome to a gay guy?
if i'm relaying what the voice in my head's saying i really am disturbed. marshall's on a roof now
pretty sure that elevator was descendin'
i guess his messed up head can't tell direction
never mind back to the storyline
this song's almost over this must be the end
whatever is in that box must be his demon. wait
what the fuck it's a giant m&m. you dumbass
this is your destiny. set yourself free!