the mustard musketeers

the mustard musketeers

traveled the world calming the fears of the ladies in waiting

'twas a glorious time

swords and swoons and magic harpoons and white horseback riding

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oom da da da. oom pa pa. oom pa pa hey

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da da dum. da da da da

the mustard musketeers

huffed and they puffed till they puffed sway everyone's sorrows

and then they rode away

into directionless dust and no one could say where they'd end up tomorrow

oom da da da. oom pa pa. oom pa pa hey

oom da da da. oom pa pa. oom pa pa hey

oom da da da. oom pa pa. oom pa pa hey

oom da da da. oom pa pa. oom pa pa hey

da da dum. da da da da

da da dum. da da da da

time went by and they got older

stars got hotter and days got colder

it's paper or plastic

or paper or plastic

or paper or plastic

or paper or plastic

the mustard musketeers

scaled their last castle wall and went in undercover

one went in dressed like a priest

one went as a gardener

and one went in as a flower

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oom da da da. oom pa pa. oom pa pa hey

oom da da da. oom pa pa. oom pa pa hey

oom da da da. oom pa pa. oom pa pa hey

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oom da da da. oom pa pa. oom pa pa hey

oom da da da. oom pa pa. oom pa pa hey