the naked mole rap

oi you're about to learn about

the fucking naked mole rat

fuck all the other animals

they're old hat

i'm bringing solid gold facts

and i'm not gonna hold back

it's a whole new genre

i'ma call it naked mole rap

check it one two

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they're not rats or moles

they're not rats or moles

but they're definitely nekkid

i know they look scarily like 'em

but they're not dicks

dicks don't move their teeth

independently like chopsticks

looks can be deceiving

'cause they're anything but soft

if they were then they probably

wouldn't be feeding their tots shit

or sleeping in a moshpit

like narcoleptic rock chicks

blinder than a bat

but they don't even need their optics

'cause they can smell a rat

like he just lit a joss stick

live long in tip top condition

hear the clock tick

you're jealous of these hairless fellas

so follow this top tip

you mess with them and it'll hurt

like you fell on your coccyx

unlike the puny human brain

these dudes are just immune to pain

run straight into the fray

like you'd do in a computer game

who's afraid of rufous snakes

that move to break into the place

when you can take a tooth into the face

and be like

who's this wasteman