the new pokerap

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my name is ash ketchum baby!

my life is back on track

but i've been in the hospital

since pika shot me in the sack

and i don't know all the new pokemons

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yo bro

i can help you with that

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hey brock! i'll do all the singing

and you take care of the raps

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alright

let's go!

pikachu

squirtle

venasaur

arcanine

diglett

jigglypuff

muk

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oh

i know these guys!

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asscloud

nippleclamp

poopypants

dingledoodle

ranchbreath

turkeyburger

beefhead

clyde

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woah!

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haterade

bubbledump

overdraft

headcheese

picklefeet

frontbutt

softbrick

commonwhore

underloaf

chairwolf

manateats

freebase

nickelback

lumbersack

tinyhead

door

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a-are you serious? you're not making those up? those are real?

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haha! you know it bro! gotta catch em' all!

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well it seems new types of pokemon are coming out really fast!

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oh

there are more

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really? wait

i'm immediately sorry that i asked

] we've got

jigglystuff

adamsapple

frognut

waterbottle

candyass

tracklighting

pikadilly

man

lamborguineapig

artstudent

tinkleburn

flavorsaver

trainlick

coffeemunch

poodlehat

dataplan

wondernug

telechubby

ravermouse

milkstain

yogafish

oldperson

freezeclump

ponysquirt

oilyshorts

dadsweater

poppasquat

hairystump

wetsocks

shatternut

noodlearm

shirt

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they're running out of ideas and i can't take any more!

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don't worry

there's only a couple left

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how many?

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uh 300

064

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nooo

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stinkledink

cuddlydeath

arguemint

pillowbite

drumsolo

actuallysatan

weinisfriend

dinobooty

xanajew

clevergirl

straightuptoilet

whalesnail

fiddly-faddly-biddly-baddily-diddily-doodily-hiddily-hoodily

snaggletush

poolboy

drizzlenips

spatulander

thuma urman

bunchanugget

mangorubber

catdeer

fuglyrump

phlegmycough

whiskertoes

chocolatefart

freenburglar

swordtaint

monkeychunk

beer

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fuck it! you know what? i'm going back to the hospital

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ah! my sack

my sweet sweet sack