the new workout plan (remix)

west, kanye

you just popped in the kanye west

get right for the summer workout tape

and ladies if you follow these instructions exactly

you might bear to pull you a rapper

a nba player

man

at least a dude wit' a car

so first of all we gon' work on the stomach

nobody wants a little tight ass!

1 and 2 and 3 and 4 and get them sit ups right and

tuck your tummy tight and do your crunches like this

give head

stop breathe

get up

check your weave

don't drop the blunt and disrespect the weed

pick up your son and don't disrespect your seed

it's a party tonight and ooh she's so excited

tell me who's invited: you

your friends and my dick

what's scary to me is henny makes girls look like halle berry to me

so excuse me miss

i forgot your name

thank you

god bless you

good night i came. i came. i came. it's been a week without me

and she feel weak without me

she wanna talk it out but

ain't nothin' to talk about

'lest

she talkin' about freakin' out

then maybe we can work it out

work it out

work it out now

maybe we can work it out

oh girl your silhouette make me wanna light a cigarette

my name kanye from the jigga set twista said get it wet

ooh girl your breath is harsh

cover your mouth up like you got sars

stop

its the remix

b.e.n.t.l.e.y

yee aint no you betta ask somebody

what we gonna do is turk that body

all day at they fitness party

lock them doors

don't tell nobody

gentlemens in the gentlemens club

hitting them with an interesting dub

its upside down that for the a-town

what ya'll sayin

f.j. bentley caught misbehaving

yes in the captin and im saving

all my money

yes im just gonna stand and watch ya dance from ova hea

matter fact pass the cavarsiar

but i will walk you to your car my dear

cheers. it's been a week without me

and she feel weak without me

she wanna talk it out but

ain't nothin' to talk about

'lest

she talkin' about freakin' out

then maybe we can work it out

work it out

work it out now

maybe we can work it out

hi may name is jill

i just want to say thanks to

kanye's workout plan. i was able to pull a nba player

and like now i shop every day on rodeo drive

i just want to say

thank you kanye! woooo! woooo! woooo!

my name is asandra

and i just want to say

that ever since listenin' to kanye's workout tape

i was able to get my phone bill paid

i got sounds and 13's

put up in my cavalier and i was able to get a free trip to cancun

and what's most importantly is that i ain't gotta fuck ray ray's

broke ass no mo'

my name is alamae from mobille

alabama

and i just want to say since listenin' to kanye's workout tape

i been able to date outside the family

i got a double wide

and i rode the plane

rode the plane

rode the plane

thanks to kanye's workout plan

i'm the envy of all my friends

see i pulled me a baller man

and i don't gotta work at the mall again

my favorite work out plan

i wanna see you work out

that's right put in work

move your ass

go wizzerk

get your salad

no dessert

get that man you deserve

it's kanye's workout plan

i said it's kanye's workout plan

it's kanye's workout plan

his woooorrrrkkoouut plan

that's right put in work

move your ass

go wizzerk

eat your salad

no dessert

get that man you deserve

it's kanye's workout plan

i said it's kanye's workout plan

it's kanye's workout plan

his woooorrrrkkoouut plan

that's right put in work

move your ass

go wizzerk (ow!

eat your salad

no dessert

get that man you deserve

that's right put in work

move your ass

go wizzerk

eat your salad

no dessert

get that man you deserve

that's right put in work

move your ass

go wizzerk

eat your salad

no dessert

get that man you deserve

i want to see you work out for me

woah yeah