the new year party

hugo asked a loaded question

then got salty with ruth

but he's going bald

it's the truth

kat and nova are going steady

arriving tardy

hand in hand

so

poor erica locked herself in the bathroom

and although we speak at midnight

there's a quiver in your voice

let's make a pact to never spend

the new year apart

freddie came and claims he's sober

taking one day at a time

just keep him away from the wine

jude got blind drunk and made a pass at

renee's husband

who declined

then told that story about doing time in thailand

and although we speak at midnight

there's a quiver in your voice

that i sense through the receiver

as the countdown reaches twelve

that you're worried the scent has faded

from the pillows we both share

let's make a pact to never spend

the new year apart