the next console war

jt machinima

order! order!

order in the court!

ladies and gentlemen of the jury

please be seated!

mr. skullkruncher

take the stand

thank you very much

your honor

i don't like playing favorites

you know how much i hate it

i never wanted to break anyone's heart

it's tearing up my insides

because i have to pick sides

why do the two of you have to make this hard?

buckle up everyone

cause this won't be fun

i gotta choose ps4 or xbox one

microsoft you got the kinect

it's hot

it can recognize me when i step on the spot

i got my own robot!

you want customization? that'll give you a lot

it never turns off

and that seems pretty sweet

but that means that thing will watch me when i sleep

ok sony

whatcha got fo' me?

is the ps4 gonna try to control me?

luckily

the camera's not mandatory

this console war will go down in history!

hundred bucks cheaper?

sounds like a deal

controller with a touch pad

sweet gaming engine

freakin' unreal

plus you can share games

now i'm gonna steal!

xbox live has always been worth it

and the new one is gonna run on the same service

sony

you better step the network up

because psn didn't really get worked on

playstation plus

you oughtta try it

it enhances the experience

but you gotta buy it

ps4 is playing catch-up now

cause microsoft has the best online around

they got titanfall

and of course

halo

versus infamous: second son and killzone

exclusive names

which one to choose?

all i know is red rings

i'm done with you!

sony

you got your share of problems too

defective disc drives and gpu

all this next-gen stuff better be grade-a beef

because my backup plan is a nintendo wii!

the xbox at e3: total disaster

microsoft was a stock of laughter

changed all your policies to keep the fans happy

while the guys at nintendo are rapidly fapping

whoa sony

you're not off the hook

yeah

the microsoft meltdown made you look good

but that's about it

and i don't call that balance

plus

your design looks like the xbox in italics

don't get mad cause i just dissed 'em

at least destiny will released on both systems

bungie making games for playstation now?

microsoft

that's your prodigal child!

next-gen is gonna take the world by storm

by the end of this rap

it'll be the third world war

everybody talkin' smack about the other console

scroll down to the comments and read them all

which one should i own? i'm still not sold

i got these console trolls at my throat

they're gonna crucify me either way i go

so screw you all

i'm gonna buy 'em both!

wow

so glad i decided to get both of these systems

excuse me

sir? sir?

sir

after taxes that'll be 967.82

what?!

967.82

are you kidding me?!

no i'm not

sir

wow

you have lost my business

sir!

okay

you and your tyrannical next generation bullshit can suck it!

could you calm down

sir?

ah

go fuck yourself!

okay

screw this

i'm going back to the n64

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