the night santa went crazy
Singer:yankovic, weird al
down in the workshop all the elves were makin' toys
for the good gentile girls and the good gentile boys
nearly scared 'em half to death
had a rifle in his hands and cheap whiskey on his breath
from his beard to his boots he was covered with ammo
like a big fat drunk disgruntled yuletide rambo
and he smiled as he said with a twinkle in his eye
merry christmas to all - now you're all gonna die!"