the night you can't remember

before you left your garrison

you'd had a drink

maybe two

you don't remember paris

hon

but it remembers you

it's true

we flew to paris

dear

aboard an army jet

the night you can't remember

the night i can't forget

you said i was terrific

it

meant zilch to you

ah

but i

have our marriage certificate

'n i'll keep it till i die

you were an army officer

and i just a rockette

the night you can't remember

the night i can't forget

no rose conveyed your sentiments

not even a petunia

but you've got vague presentiments

and i've got little junior

you said

nobody loves me

and i said

wanna bet?

the night you can't remember

the night i can't forget