the odd couple

digital underground

good googily goo

look what the cat dragged in

the mack's back in

we snap-crack in

we got the jokes for you

uh

look who the hump bumped into

the old one-two

rhyme sayer

the paper maker

biz lay the vapours

i'm the vapour sprayer for the himilayas

the m-iza a-ya r-iza k-aya

i'm the mayor

leavin' emcees in a ditch

so get ready

we 'bout to start a fight in this bitch

humpty dumpty had a fight with his moms

he broke both her legs and both of her arms

tidy bowl man tried to throw a fit

i told his punk ass he was full of shhhh. shut your mouth biz

see you're allways trying to take it further

i heard you bit a burger

with a funky worm in it

well you had to play stupid 'cause you didn't clear the sample

and lordy lord

got you pushing hot dogs

tupac was the only one that was living large

and humpty your nose is a two-car garage

i know you got sooooul

i heard you don't eat pussy you be eatin' booty hole

no my nose be in the booty

my tounge be in her vertical smile

i heard your sister had sex with colin powell

your moms don't brush her teeth

i heard her breath was strong

yo you wrong

why can't we just get along?

why can't we be friends

why can't we be friends

why can't we just get along?

why can't we be friends

why can't we be friends

the odd couple

the city so nice

they had to name it twice

new york

new york

the land of lights

we got the fashion

the widget

the project ditches

the apollo

the broadway

the garden

the pictures

so? we got the palm trees

gs being hollywood swingin' large

cars around the block with the stars on the sidewalk

every stop lights a show case

not lexuses

brothers in hummers following other friends in benzesus

ya

that's cool

y'all doin' your thing

but look what they did to that man rodney king

they beat him

and stomped him

like a bunch of grapes

when i seen him he looked like the planet of the apes

ya you right

police don't act tight but in the riots yo

california niggas wasn't scared to go

at poh poh

so yo

i'll take you down like mavis

every burrough is thurough

don't forget larry davis

we got dre and quincy jones

homes

primo and puff

hump

easy e and tupac nigga

scott la rock and biggie nigga

compton

bronx

oakland

brooklyn bridge

golden gate

plus huey newton

malcom x

you got rats

earth quakes

well at least you'll never catch me wearing wigs in my videos

oh

you don't have to go there

with your big

plastic nose

what about your big ass head?

what about your buck ass teeth?

your moms so black

i looked at her and thought that i was asleep

your nasty ass moms gave me ear infection over the phone

come on man

why we can't get along?

why can't we be friends

why can't we be friends

why can't we just get along?

why can't we be friends

why can't we be friends

the odd couple