The Only Difference Between Martyrdom and Suicide is Press Coverage

Sit tight

I'm gonna need you to keep time

Come on

just snap snap snap your fingers for me

Good

good

now we're making some progress

Come on

just tap tap tap your toes to the beat

And I believe this may call for a proper introduction

And well

don't you see? I'm the narrator and this is just the prologue

Swear to shake it up if you swear to listen

Oh we're still so young

desperate for attention

I aim to be your eyes

Trophy boys

trophy wives

Swear to shake it up if you swear to listen

Oh we're still so young

desperate for attention

I aim to be your eyes

Trophy boys

trophy wives

Applause! Applause! No

wait wait

Dear studio audience

I've an announcement to make

It seems the artists these days are not who you think

So we'll pick back up on that on another page

And I believe this may call for a proper introduction

And well

don't you see? I'm the narrator

and this is just the prologue

Swear to shake it up if you swear to listen

Oh we're still so young

desperate for attention

I aim to be your eyes

Trophy boys

trophy wives

Swear to shake it up if you swear to listen

Oh we're still so young

desperate for attention

I aim to be your eyes

Trophy boys

trophy wives

Swear to shake it up

you swear to listen

Swear to shake it up

you swear to listen

Swear to shake it up

you swear to listen

Swear to shake it up

(Swear to shake it up)

Swear to shake it up if you swear to listen

Oh we're still so young

desperate for attention

I aim to be your eyes

Trophy boys

trophy wives

Swear to shake it up if you swear to listen

Oh we're still so young

desperate for attention

I aim to be

Your eyes