the packet man

excuse me trooper

will you be needing any packets

today? yo

b

don't be throwin' on my jacket

ok?

cool

just trying to get your attention

so you can take a look at this invention

now peep these

i got some more in my jacket

uh uh: sex packets

it's like a pill

you can either chew it up

or like an alka-seltzer

dissolve it in a cup

and get this: see the girl on the cover?

you black out

and she becomes your lover

no

i'm serious

these are authentic

wrong again

my man

this is way more real

but since you know everything

i'll make someone else a deal

yeah he's the packet man

yeah he's the packet man

yeah he's the packet man

yeah he's the packet man

three for ten dollars

it can't hurt to try it

well read what it says

look at the picture (bet

it says chinese girl

age 17

waist 24

hips 33

hmmm

this one here says young black virgin

man this is crazy

i'm gonna have to splure an

get me a few of these things. how long do they last?)

well it depends

let's see

these cheap ones here are ten minutes

but these are extra power

they last about a half an hour

and these here sell for bout 40

'cause you get two girls

right

and if you're married

it's no big deal

you're not cheating at all

you're just poppin a pill

and if your wife's got a headache and wants to hit the sack

it's cool

take a packet fool

biochemically compacted sexual affection

now here

take a look at my selection

yeah he's the packet man

yeah he's the packet man

yeah he's the packet man

yeah he's the packet man

(ok

i want these two boxes of three

and give my blondy here

and that one that says orgy

and

by the way

i need something for my woman)

sure

i got guy packets

now let me tell you how to take it: either sit of lie down

and you really should be naked

otherwise you're gonna mess up your clothes

know what i mean?

this is more then just a dream

it's very realistic and it's gonna blow your mind

so be careful: only take one at a time

and never take one behind the wheel

you'll black out and hit a pole

these are 40

these are 80

and this one here is 10

just give me a hundred dollars

i'll call it even

but don't pull your money out yet

see

there's one or two narcs in this area that sweat me

over here

(yeah

this looks kinda cool

20

40

60

80 a hundred

shmoove)

here's my number

in case you need to reach me again

and remember

you need to be as safe as you can

there's only one thing safer then using your hand

dial that beeper number

and call the packet man

yeah he's the packet man

yeah he's the packet man

yeah he's the packet man

yeah he's the packet man