the people of smash bros.

since the '64

i've been in love with smash bros!

i know every item

stage and trophy

too!

i even leveled up a set of sweet amiibo

to play against when i play smash bros u!

when i play smash

i only play for glory. i tend to favor melee

yes

it's true. but since i typically stick to stock

and the gamecube game pads rock

i'm getting super hyped for smash bros. u!

because

we love to smash our friends in super smash bros!

though i think master hand is better than tabuu. whether it's beating a team of hacks-

-or maybe spamming some cheap attacks-

we can agree that we love smash bros. u!

i was best of all the players in my high school. i'm invincible as fox or pikachu!

oh

and i also know a hundred million combos!

and i can wave dash- agh! no! screw you!

i don't know how to play! i'm pushing buttons!

i don't recall precisely what they do. i guess i'll stick with down and b;

i only play this at parties. i'm pretty horrible at smash bros. u!

and yet

we're totally addicted to smash brothers!

we may have a small obsession- or tattoo!"