the pitchman

what have you got for me this time

can you make it sparkle

can you make it shine

have you got anything brighter

something like that but a little bit tighter

pitchman

pitchman

sell me that pitchman

something i need has slipped my mind

i've come here to barter

i've come here to buy

i've got this town tucked in my back pocket

i can't seem to stop it

i just wish i had more time

i'm in a hurry can we wrap it up

will you try to to scratch it

don't mark it up

i've got a hunger for the things that sparkle

i've got a thirst for the things that shine

everyone a winner

everyone amazing

everyone a shocker

everyone to tantalize

don't mark it up!

everyone a sure thing

everything's tempting

everyone must tantalize

but don't mark it up!