the power of pong: an epic star wars rap

you are a fool not to trust the dark side!

i can read all your moves like a prima player's guide!

boom!

i bullseyed womp rats in a t-16!

i like to let the wookie win

if you know what i mean!

unleash the power of pong!

one plain objective!

the power of pong!

super effective!

the power of pong!

take up your paddle!

the power of pong's

an 8-bit battle between-

you and me

we are nearly the same

except i totally rock and you stink at this game!

-ohh!

there's still good in you

but mostly just bad!

maybe take off that mask so you can see who's your dad!

unleash the power of pong!

the force will guide you!

the power of pong!

there's good inside you!

the power of pong!

a physics throwdown!

the power of pong's

a pixel showdown!

you're more annoying than your whiny twin sister-

i

by the way

heard you totally kissed her. you're more machine than man

yet you're still a huge-

i mean

jerk. your skills are weak! you have much to learn!

i didn't incinerate my dink in a volcano! ooo

burn!

it is pointless to resist! there is no try!"