the president slipped and fell
Singer:big country
they found an alien baby in a russian wood
a man in the delta named johnny b. goode
a two-headed cow and a fish that walks
a vampire lover and a monkey that talks
a boy with wings and ice that's hot
and a weeping sports star told us all about pot
two cautions and a half-time report
the prime time verdict from the murder court
a woman who died and came back from hell
they found the face of jesus on an elvis plate
and snow that fell on the sunshine state
a man at the altar with his 23rd bride
a million small investors who were taken for a ride
a billion dollar budget for the special effects
and a holy man told us not to have sex
two cautions and a half-time report
the prime time verdict from the murder court
a woman who died and came back from hell
make it two for the money
maybe three for the money
you better make it four for the money
the more i hear is the less i care
two cautions and a half-time report
the prime time verdict from the murder court
a woman who died and came back from hell