The Real Slim Shady
Eminem - Curtain Call
May I have your attention
May I have your attention
Will the real Slim Shady please stand up?
I repeat: Will the real Slim Shady please stand up?
We're gonna have a problem here
Y'all act like you've never seen a white person before
Jaws all on the floor like Pam
like Tommy just burst in the door
And started whoopin' her ass worse than before
throwin' her over furniture (ahh!)
It's the return of the… "Ah
He didn't just say what I think he did
And Dr. Dre said… nothing
he's locked in my basement (ha
Feminist women love Eminem
Look at him walking around grabbing his you-know-what
Flipping the you-know-who." "Yeah
I probably got a couple of screws up in my head loose
But no worse than what's goin' on in your parents' bedrooms (Uhh-uhh-uhh!)
I wanna get on TV and just let loose but can't
But it's cool for Tom Green to hump a dead moose
you might just give it a little kiss
And that's the message that we deliver to little kids
And expect them not to know what a woman's clitoris is
Of course they're gonna know what intercourse is by the time they hit fourth grade
They got the Discovery Channel
We ain't nothing but mammals… well
Who cut other people open like cantaloupes
But if we can hump dead animals and antelopes
Then there's no reason that a man and another man can't elope (eugh!)
But if you feel like I feel
Women wave your pantyhose; sing the chorus
All you other Slim Shadys are just imitating
So won't the real Slim Shady please stand up
All you other Slim Shadys are just imitating
So won't the real Slim Shady please stand up
Will Smith don't gotta cuss in his raps to sell records
You think I give a damn about a Grammy?
Half o' you critics can't even stomach me
so you guys can just lie to get me here?
So you can sit me here next to Britney Spears?
Christina Aguilera better switch me chairs
So I can sit next to Carson Daly and Fred Durst
And hear 'em argue over who she gave head to first
Little bitch put me on blast on MTV
but I think he's married to Kim
I should download her audio on MP3
And show the whole world how you gave Eminem VD (ahh!)
I'm sick of you little girl and boy groups; all you do is annoy me
So I have been sent here to destroy you
And there's a million of us just like me
who just don't give a fuck like me
And just might be the next best thing but not quite me
All you other Slim Shadys are just imitating
So won't the real Slim Shady please stand up
All you other Slim Shadys are just imitating
So won't the real Slim Shady please stand up
I'm like a head trip to listen to
'cause I'm only giving you
Things you joke about with your friends
The only difference is I got the balls to say it in front of y'all
And I don't gotta be false or sugar-coat it all
I just get on the mic and spit it
And whether you like to admit it (rip)
Better than ninety percent of you rappers out can
Then you wonder how can kids eat up these albums like Valiums
'cause at the rate I'm going
I'll be the only person in the nursin' home flirting
while I'm jackin' off with Jergens
but this whole bag of Viagra isn't workin'
In every single person there's a Slim Shady lurkin'
Who could be workin' at Burger King
spittin' on your onion rings
Or in the parking lot circling
screamin' "I don't give a fuck"
With his windows down and his system up
So will the real Shady please stand up
And put one of those fingers on each hand up
And be proud to be outta your mind and outta control
All you other Slim Shadys are just imitating
So won't the real Slim Shady please stand up
All you other Slim Shadys are just imitating
So won't the real Slim Shady please stand up
All you other Slim Shadys are just imitating
So won't the real Slim Shady please stand up
All you other Slim Shadys are just imitating
So won't the real Slim Shady please stand up
guess there's a Slim Shady in all of us