the realeast eva

i'm the realest eva

no i don't need no proof

i'm-i'm the realest eva

no i don't need no proof

i'm-i'm-i'm the realest eva

no i'm the realest eva

no i'm the realest eva

no i don't need no proof

yeah

racist people look at me like i'm a martian

check the card

yeah my money lookin dark skinned

tell the bank teller the black president just walked in

pac-man with the grands

i'm

i'm starvin

fresh to death feelin like i'm in a coffin

take it with me

i'll get buried in my vault then

just watch your queen baby like a poker cards fan

i tap that and then play her like garageband

carson daly baby

i be on that paper route

did it

count it

took it to the bank

deposit

take it out

uncle sam be on the nuts but that ain't what i'm thinkin 'bout

counterfeit the bank and countin

paid 'em with a fake amount

she ain't really wanna tell ya that she love me

i'm a hop out the closet and jump on ya chick like chuckie"