but there isn't much to report
so i got to keep it short
i've been writing you a road song
that doesn't make it so wrong
and in between the stops at the cracker barrel
and funny movies with will farrell
i need someway to occupy my time
so i'm writing you a road song
i sure hope you don't mind
i bought you a light blue
from some band i couldn't stand but
some kid threw a bottle on stage
i guess i should let you go
but did i happen to say hey
i've been writing you a road song
i promise it won't be too long
and i know it's not what you'd call necessary
and i know that i'm no steve perry
even if you roll your eyes and groan
i'm still writing you a road song
that you can call your own