the salmon dance

hello boys and girls

my name is fatlip

and this is my friend sammy the salmon. what 'do?

today

we're going to teach you some fun facts about salmon

and a brand new dance. let me introduce to you a brand new dance

i know you're gonna love it if you give it one chance. it's not complicated

it's not too hard

you don't even have to be a hip hop star. see anyone can do it

all you need is style

listen up peep gang

i'ma show you how: put your hands to the side

as silly as it seems

and shake your body like a salmon floatin' up stream!

i'll float up stream

you know how we do it

you know how we do it

again. all my peeps spend part of their life in fresh water

and part of their life in salt water

wow

very interesting. we change round a couple of days after spawning

then we die

when i first did the salmon

all the people just laughed. they looked around and stood like i was on crack. i heard somebody say out loud what the fuck is that?"