the sexy getting-ready song

hey josh

i want to look good for you tonight. so i'm gonna get in touch with my feminine side

uh

it's the sexy getting-ready song

the sexy getting-ready song

i'm primpin' and pluckin'

i'm brushin' and rubbin'

the sexy getting-ready song

first i make

everything shiny and smooth

cause i want my body

to be so soft for you

i'm gonna make this night

one you'll never forget

'cause

boy

i know you like

an hourglass silhouette

let's see how the guys get ready

it's the sexy getting-ready song

the sexy getting-ready song

i'm fluffin' and flouncin'

i'm gigglin' and layin'

sexy getting-ready song

hey

look

hop on my dick

with that tight little dress

then turn that ass around

like you're trying to impress them

god

what. this is how you get ready? this is some. this is horrifying

like a scary movie or something

like some nasty-ass patriarchal bullshit. you know what? i gotta go apologize to some bitches

i'm forever changed after what i've just seen

it's the sexy getting-ready song

the sexy getting-ready song

it's the sexy getting-ready song

body rolls are really hard

it's the sexy getting-ready song

the sexy getting-ready song

i'm gonna whisper your dick hard

whisper your dick hard

the sexy getting-ready song