the show (oh, my god! remix)

ladies and gentleman.the most exciting stage show you've ever

witnessed.appearing live.doug e fresh and the get fresh crew. excuse me doug e fresh. yes!

have you ever seen a show with fellas on the mic

with one minute rhymes that don't come out right

they bite

they never write

that's not polite. am i lyin'?

no

you're quite right

well tonight on this very mic you're about to hear

we swear

the best darn rappers of the year

so!

so!

cheerio!

yell. scream. bravo! also

if you didn't know this is called the show

a-yo

doug

what?

put ya bally's on

yo

rick

i was about to but i need a shoehorn

why?

because these shoes always hurt my corns

six minutes.six minutes.six minutes doug e fresh

you're on

uh uh on

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uh uh on

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uh uh-uh uh-uh uh uh on

ooh ooh ooh

uh uh on

here we go. here we go. come on. come on. a-here we go. here we go. come on. come on. yo! where's will and barr?

well i don't know

they're late

told em them the time.oh

i forgot the date

man you did it again

oh no!

no

here we go

come on

here we go

come on

here we go

did we miss the show?

nuh

nuh na nana no we didn't

word

nuh nana nana nana

no we didn't

w-w-w-word

no we didn't

well don't get us wrong

'scuse me doug e

'scuse me doug e

'scuse me doug e fresh

you're on

uh uh on. well it started up on 8th avenue

when i made up the name called the. get fresh crew!

it was me

my two dj's chill will and barry b

and my right hand man ricky d

i used to rap and sing

makes sounds and things

and for example

here's a telephone ring. hello? is doug e fresh in?

no

he's not in right now

but anyway

no more delay

just check out the new style i display

now ya gotta be

to rock with

and i'm d.o.u.g.i.e

and i'm known for the. not for the. the human beatbox or the entertainer

no other title could fit me plainer

in a passing generation i am a remainer

and i'm also known as the beatbox trainer

cashin' checks

make sound fx

and after i finish rockin' slick rick is on next

ya know it

slick rick. well

here's a little somethin' that needs to be heard

doug

i was goin' downtown

word rick?

word

sure

all alone

no-one to be with

stepped on the d-train at 205th

i saw a pretty girl

so?

so i sat beside her

then she went like she was tony the tiger

i said

oh no

there's been a mistake

honey

my name's slick rick not frostie flakes

oh

golly wally

she was raisin' hell

she said

oh my name is maggie but call me michelle

michelle

ma belle

sont les mots qui vont

tres bien ensemble

tres bien ensemble

bust a move

we show and prove

a-yo doug

do that record jam on the groove

as you can see

most definitely

we are

chill will

barry b is

ricky d is

and i am

the original human beatbox

the entertainer

doug e.