the sphinx stinks
toy dolls
we couldn't crack a smile
we paid twenty smackers just to sail up the nile
it cos ten quid. to get stuck inside a p-p-p-p-pyramid
you won't catch us on the egypt bus again again again
they do not care on egypt air
you will get ripped off in egypt oh!
the hotel room filled us with gloom
we should o' spent the night in a mummy's tomb
a camel ride. another ten smackers and a numb backside
you won't catch us on the egypt bus again again again