the streak

hello

everyone

this is your action news reporter with all the news that is news across the nation

on the scene at the supermarket. there seems to have been some disturbance here. pardon me

sir

did you see what happened?

yeah

i did. i's standin' overe there by the tomaters

and here he come

running through the pole beans

through the fruits and vegetables

nekkid as a jay bird. and i hollered over t' ethel

i said

don't look