the tussin (robotussin)
Singer:mc chris
way back college boy asked to a high school dance
but my date was in my friend's pants
till my best friend said that the red would get me through
went to the jewel with my crew
in my mouth swisher sweet
down that shit at my crib in a one gulp feat
room starts to turn like cheese
my tummy starts to churn like grease
on my knees like a rug burn beast
like an intern tease with a yeast
all the while on the tile
i think this night is through
date's arrived and her dress is ripped
she don't know i'm on a robotussin trip
in the back two girls going stag fat asses
i demand from the date her sunglasses
do a drop roll out the car like axl
i need some fuckin' advil
i got a buzz bigger than a beehive
cough up my cookies let loose what's on the inside
put it down like it was nothin'
robocop couldn't stop me pukin' and flushin'
just love for a drug called robotussin
wonder what i'm living for
with the rabbit ear pockets saying he is out of luck
need a forty for party thrown by laura kang at rubin
all he's got is snot and a box full of ludens
interupting discussions about reaganomic reprocussions
we're fuckin' chugaluggin
soon my stomach i'm huggin' i'm trippin' or something
keep it down like a dungeon
you could call me the cough medicine curmudgeon
the feeling's fuckin' fantastic
i'm tripping like jesus in the desert when he fasted
like it's the night before we all get drafted
like we're rowing through some rapids with kevin bacon
put it down like it was nothin'
robocop couldn't stop me pukin' and flushin'
just love for a drug called robotussin