the unproduced prequel

this is

roger rabbit and the toon platoon

this is

roger rabbit and the toon platoon

this is

roger rabbit and the toon platoon

it's the prequel

the unproduced prequel!

adopted bunny on a kansas farm

moved to hollywood to become a star

met richie davenport

crashed his ride

got drafted in the war

now i hope i'll survive

with this toon platoon

we saved roosevelt's life

now i star in the movie

never cgi

hare one day

then i'm gone tomorrow

been censored

been plugged and even borrowed

and it's bonkers

how they show me love

just like my uncle thumper and my daddy bugs!

though i spit when i talk and i still stutter too

i'm the pride of toontown just thought you knew

see i'm part chuck jones and i'm part tex avery

part i'm mickey mouse

i've been thinking lately

that maybe baby herman's getting too many lines

cut

raoul

run it back one more time!

this is

roger rabbit and the toon platoon

this is

roger rabbit and the toon platoon

this is

roger rabbit and the toon platoon

it's the prequel

the unproduced prequel!

comics

toys

video games! novels

watches! it's honestly insane!

from the crazy castle"