the local factory's been pulled down
by an overseas corporation
now all of my brothers are looking around
for alternative occupation
i was sitting by the telly with my brother
when suddenly the penny dropped
while all of my brothers are sitting at home
i've got a bank loan and i've opened up my very own
comedy and tragedy are all sitting on my shelf
and if you've got a fantasy
you can set yourself free
from all of the depression in you head
caused by all the living in the red
i've got a bootleg version of citizen kane
a second hand copy of psycho
i've taped them off the telly so you shouldn't complain
and there's no guarantee you'll get your money back again
to relieve your situation
'cos everybody knows almost anything goes
one fifty a day and i'll fly
it's nothing to pay to fly far
i can help you through that lonely night
i can guide you through those empty days
make you smile and take your blues away
another factory's been knocked down
but nobody ever complains
and all of my brothers are customers now
i can see it in the eyes of all the lonely wives
if they're bored and they feel like a change
and if you feel like a change
well it can all be arranged
and everyone who walks in through that door
has got something that they're looking for