the waitress song

hi

how're you doing?

just a

ah. big breakfast and a large black coffee

thanks

cheers

i love you

and there's a place i go for breakfast every afternoon

the coffee's rubbish and the bacon's always hard to chew

and the toast is always soggy

but i hardly notice

and the food takes such a long time to get made

even when i'm the only person in the cafe

and my table's always wobbly

but i hardly notice

yeah

you're probably thinkin' why would i even bother

eatin' there on a daily basis

there's heaps of other places on offer

why not change to another place if the bacon is rubber

and the taste of the cuppa makes you pull faces and splutter?

it's the waitress

i love her

the way she clears plates with a clutter

makes my heart race and it flutters

i know it's crazy to love a

lady that's basically just a stranger with an apron down her

brother

i don't need to ask her name and number

'cause this relationship is built on breakfast

i'm waiting on her just to wait on me

and there's a place i go for breakfast every afternoon

the coffee's rubbish and the bacon's always hard to chew

and the toast is always soggy

but i hardly notice

and the food takes such a long time to get made

even when i'm the only person in the cafe

and my table's always wobbly

but i hardly notice

she says hi" to me